Parody of Every Time we Touch by me

I still hear your moans, when you tell me to stop signing.
You say you still hear my voice in your dreams.(your nightmares)
Forgive me my weakness, but I don’t know why, I just can’t sing properly
Without you it’s hard to get criticized, because I have brainwashed everyone to listen to this annoying soooooooooooong.
‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.
And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.
Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.
Need you by my side. (to tell me how annoying I am)
‘Cause everytime we touch, I feel my song dropping out the charts.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can’t you smell my fart causing a nuclear reaction…
I can’t let you go, Want you to criticize me.
Your criticizing is why I sing, your fart is my lie.
They drink away tears that I cry. (And they get poisoned)
The annoying times, we’ve been through that so many times.
You make me fall when I rise.
‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.
And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.
Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.
Need you by my side. (to tell me how annoying I am)
‘Cause everytime we touch, I feel my song dropping out the charts.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can’t you smell my fart causing a nuclear reaction…
I can’t let you go, Want you to criticize me.
‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.
And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.
Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.
Need you to criticize me.

I still hear your moans, when you tell me to stop signing.

You say you still hear my voice in your dreams.(your nightmares)

Forgive me my weakness, but I don’t know why, I just can’t sing properly

Without you it’s hard to get criticized, because I have brainwashed everyone to listen to this annoying soooooooooooong.

‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.

And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.

Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.

Need you by my side. (to tell me how annoying I am)

‘Cause everytime we touch, I feel my song dropping out the charts.

And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.

Can’t you smell my fart causing a nuclear reaction…

I can’t let you go, Want you to criticize me.

Your criticizing is why I sing, your fart is my lie.

They drink away tears that I cry. (And they get poisoned)

The annoying times, we’ve been through that so many times.

You make me fall when I rise.

‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.

And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.

Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.

Need you by my side. (to tell me how annoying I am)

‘Cause everytime we touch, I feel my song dropping out the charts.

And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.

Can’t you smell my fart causing a nuclear reaction…

I can’t let you go, Want you to criticize me.

‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.

And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.

Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.

Need you to criticize me.

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