Parody of Every Time we Touch by me

I still hear your moans, when you tell me to stop signing.

You say you still hear my voice in your dreams.(your nightmares)

Forgive me my weakness, but I don’t know why, I just can’t sing properly

Without you it’s hard to get criticized, because I have brainwashed everyone to listen to this annoying soooooooooooong.

‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.

And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.

Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.

Need you by my side. (to tell me how annoying I am)

‘Cause everytime we touch, I feel my song dropping out the charts.

And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.

Can’t you smell my fart causing a nuclear reaction…

I can’t let you go, Want you to criticize me.

Your criticizing is why I sing, your fart is my lie.

They drink away tears that I cry. (And they get poisoned)

The annoying times, we’ve been through that so many times.

You make me fall when I rise.

‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.

And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.

Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.

Need you by my side. (to tell me how annoying I am)

‘Cause everytime we touch, I feel my song dropping out the charts.

And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.

Can’t you smell my fart causing a nuclear reaction…

I can’t let you go, Want you to criticize me.

‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.

And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.

Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.

Need you to criticize me.

I still hear your moans, when you tell me to stop signing.

You say you still hear my voice in your dreams.(your nightmares)

Forgive me my weakness, but I don’t know why, I just can’t sing properly

Without you it’s hard to get criticized, because I have brainwashed everyone to listen to this annoying soooooooooooong.

‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.

And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.

Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.

Need you by my side. (to tell me how annoying I am)

‘Cause everytime we touch, I feel my song dropping out the charts.

And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.

Can’t you smell my fart causing a nuclear reaction…

I can’t let you go, Want you to criticize me.

Your criticizing is why I sing, your fart is my lie.

They drink away tears that I cry. (And they get poisoned)

The annoying times, we’ve been through that so many times.

You make me fall when I rise.

‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.

And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.

Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.

Need you by my side. (to tell me how annoying I am)

‘Cause everytime we touch, I feel my song dropping out the charts.

And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.

Can’t you smell my fart causing a nuclear reaction…

I can’t let you go, Want you to criticize me.

‘Cause everytime we touch, my face starts peeling.

And everytime we piss I swear I could fly.

Can’t you hear my fart slowly dying, I want this to last.

Need you to criticize me.

Gunners Greatest 50

Last year, Arsenal Football Club announced their 50 best players ever to serve for the club, chosen by tens of thousands of Arsenal.com users. This was how they were ranked:

	1. Thierry Henry			26. Paul Merson
	2. Dennis Bergkamp			27. Alan Smith
	3. Tony Adams			28. Charlie Nicholas
	4. Ian Wright			29. Nicolas Anelka
	5. Patrick Vieira			30. Frank McLintock
	6. Robert Pires			31. Ted Drake
	7. David Seaman			32. Nigel Winterburn
	8. Liam Brady			33. Sylvain Wiltord
	9. Charlie George			34. Danny Clapton
	10. Pat Jennings			35. Sammy Nelson
	11. Freddie Ljungberg			36. Kenny Sansom
	12. Marc Overmars			37. Michael Thomas
	13. Kanu			38. Steve Williams
	14. David O’Leary			39. Bob Wilson
	15. Sol Campbell			40. George Armstrong
	16. David Rocastle			41. George Eastham
	17. Pat Rice			42. George Graham
	18. Cliff Bastin			43. Andy Ducat
	19. Ray Parlour			44. Malcolm Macdonald
	20. Martin Keown			45. Alan Ball
	21. Lee Dixon			46. Alex James
	22. Emmanuel Petit			47. Frank Stapleton
	23. Brian Talbot			48. Tony Woodcock
	24. John Radford			49. David Jack
	25. Ashley Cole			50. Peter Storey

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